Sunday, February 5, 2012

Ending an Era … and Beginning Another!

Well here we are! Melbourne, Victoria. Our new hometown. It is on facebook. That makes it real.

I wanted to right a very quick blog to neatly wrap up the last few years of our adventures. Man oh man! August 2009 saw us packing our bags after a really difficult time in Amsterdam and heading across the ocean to start a new life in Canada.

Our mission was simply to have fun and enjoy the 2nd lease on life we’d been lucky enough to be given. We feel like we have succeeded.

The time we spent in Canada was best of our lives. We made such amazing friends that we miss already! We explored one of the worlds greatest countries from north to south and east to west. Well almost … we never made it to Newfoundland but that remains high on the bucket list. We braved 2 Canadian winters. Ottawa winters at that! We trekked through the Peruvian Andes. We explored some great Northern US cities and fell in love with Canadian cities. To top it off, we even had some career successes.

We never dreamed that our Canadian adventure would lead to me being a housewife of Orange County! The Californian dream was pretty fun to experience for a while but we were both surprised by how quickly you can come to realize where you don’t want to live forever. Ottawa stole our hearts over time and by the time we left we were confident that we could happily live there forever. Southern California was a visual feast to begin with and, whilst it was a great place to visit, it didn’t take us long to realize it is not somewhere we could see ourselves long term.

But we did have a great time exploring the state. Yosemite National Park easily wins the ‘J&J best national park’ award (an esteemed award might I add). We loved it. We have yet to see a national park that tops it and we have visited a fair few national parks. Napa Valley is gorgeous and almost as beautiful as Margaret River or Stellenbosch … almost ;P

California also gave us a wonderful insight into what life down under would be like … can you say endless summer?

And so here we are, married and back in the land down under in the middle of summer! We’re house hunting and starting new jobs and meeting new people. All in all this is going to be another big adventure and we are so excited to be doing it together!

Life seems to be taking us to all kinds of different places, we feel very lucky to be going to all of them together.

Wednesday, February 1, 2012

The honeymoon extravaganza ends in Buenos Aires


Our last week of honeymoon. Shame. The end of a 2 month long era. Devastating.

We had wonderful plans though. We had rented a gorgeous 1 bedroom apartment in the Palermo Viejo neighbourhood of Buenos Aires. We were going to explore this incredible city, eat a lot, drink ourselves silly every evening and celebrate being newlyweds for 1 last week before rejoining the real world.

Alas, fate had different plans for us and we rejoined the real world fast than anticipated with thanks to a wonderful illness contracted by me and passed onto Joep and passed back to me.

As I mentioned, I was sick as a dog on Sunday at Iguazu. I spent all of Monday out of action. I haven’t been out of action like that in a very long time. Joep was an absolute doll and took care of me non-stop. I felt very lucky to have such an attentive husband.

By Monday evening I was feeling a bit better (read: conscious) and insisted that we keep our pre-arranged date with our friends Gab & Marianna! These are pals of ours from the Ottawa days. They have since relocated back to Buenos Aires and we were meeting them for dinner. It was SO lovely to see them again (even though I felt pretty rotten) and we managed to wander (slowly) down to Plaza Serano for a late bite to eat. Well, it was normal eating time in Argentina. 9:30pm. We spent a lovely couple of hours chatting and eating … well, I sipped water and attempted a bit of salad … before I had to pull the plug. Despite feeling rotten it was lovely to see friendly faces! It was even lovelier when my darling husband took me home and resumed his nursing duties.

Alas, Joep’s good deeds did not go unpunished. Tuesday morning I woke up feeling somewhat better if not a smidge fragile. Joep, on the other hand, was not doing so well. And so began day 2 of hibernation.

Joep’s body managed to fight the bug better than mine did and by Tuesday afternoon he was feeling well enough to head out for a wander around Palermo Viejo. It is a gorgeous neighbourhood full of little boutique stores and restaurants. Having wandered around for a while we took refuge at a little café right near where we had spent the entire day planning our trip 2 weeks earlier. The sun was shining, the bottled water and fizzy drinks were cold and refreshing and we both felt like recovery was nigh. We absolutely loved it.

Alas Joep soon began to feel awful again and so, in the early evening we wandered back to the apartment to resume quarantine. It didn’t last too long though and at 9pm I offered to head out and do a sushi run. As I write this I realize that our choice of food was not really conducive to a speedy recovery but we had tried fruit, soup, bread. The only other restaurant food option was steak and we couldn’t stomach that (watch this space).

Joep agreed sushi was a great idea and didn’t want me on the streets at night alone so we went together to a little sushi bar nearby. It was ok. We enjoyed a nice meal of which the miso soup was likely the highlight but this is our fault not the restaurants.

It wasn’t long before we were home again vowing that Wednesday would be our day. We were going to feel better.

We didn’t feel better. We still felt gross. But we pushed through it. By 11:30am we were sitting atop a city sight seeing bus. Don’t judge us. We know it is touristy. We don’t care. It was the perfect way to see the entire city without having to walk for kilometers and wear ourselves out.

The plan was to do 1 loop of the hop on hop off tour without hopping off and then use the bus passes to head back to the spots we most wanted to see. It was a great plan and as we cruised through the cities best neighbourhoods learning all about their history we were both thrilled we had come out. The microcentre is jam packed with people and bustling full of life. Congresso is beautiful and full of amazing architecture. San Telmo looked like somewhere we simply had to go back to. La Boca was exactly what the tour books say it is – 2 blocks of coloured buildings that are a lot of fun surrounded by slums and dangerous streets where tourists regularly report muggings (clearly no somewhere we wanted to spend a lot of time). Belgrano was a hive of activity. Palermo we already knew we loved and Recoleta … well this was where we planned on getting off!!

Our initial joy at the bus tour soon turned to frustration … again, don’t judge us. We were sick. And it was hot. And we had thought the first loop would only take about an hour. It took over 3 hours. Closer to 4. And a good chunk in the middle is a bit of a waste of time. Still the beginning and end parts are worth doing so we still recommend it! Especially if you get a bus with a cover on the top so you’re not frying up skin cancers all afternoon.

By the time we had looped around we were more than ready to get off at Recoleta. Our only real tourist attraction ‘must visit’ spot was the Recoleta Cemetary. It is where all the rich and famous Argentines are buried including Evita. When we disembarqued we checked out the map and made our way to the cemetery. On the way Joep heard a Dutch couple from our bus chatting to each other about the cemetery and then they headed off in what Joep was sure was the ‘wrong’ direction. He was a good Samaritan and ran after them to show them the ‘right’ way to go. For the next few minutes Joep chatted to the older man who was surprised that Joep was Dutch because of his accent while I chatted to the older woman who was surprised that I wasn’t Dutch because my Dutch was so good. Go figure! We’re really morphing into each other. I guess that is what marriage does to you.

Upon arrival at the cemetery we realize awkwardly that the way the Dutch couple had originally been walking was actually a way better way to get there. We then parted ways as Joep & I went in search of refreshments before entering the cemetery.

Now I have been to my fair share of cemeteries. We have wandered through city centre cemeteries in Boston and I even regaled Joep with some funny stories of visiting cemeteries in Ireland with my parents as kids (Sheenz, I still giggle at the thought of you sliding on your stomach in your black mini-skirt …). I have never, however, been to a cemetery like Recoleta.

It is incredible. These grave sites are more like mini mansions filled with coffins. Eerie. But so interesting. We didn’t both with a guided tour because we wanted to be able to leave whenever we felt the urge so this meant that we were not successful in finding the more famous grave sites but we didn’t mind. The ones we saw were mind boggling.

We wandered around for a couple of hours before creeping each other out at the idea of being trapped in there at nighttime and agreeing that it was best we left before sundown.

Back at the ranch we relished a bit of R&R before making dinner plans. Everyone that goes to BA seems to get the same restaurant recommendations. The most commonly recommended seems to be Las Cabreras. We called to get a table but they were fully booked out at both locations!! A good sign. Luckily, the following evening they had room so we booked a table for 4 because we were meeting up with some friends for dinner!

We were still faced with the problem of dinner for that evening though. We tossed up the idea of just staying in but rejected it because even though we were sick, we were in Buenos Aires for goodness sake! And so we wandered do to Don Julio’s (another regularly recommended spot). The meal that followed was just ok. The atmosphere in the restaurant was … just ok. As was the service. We both ordered a steak thinking we were getting a small piece of meat but, once again, we were served huge portions.

This sparked a debate over dinner about quantity versus quality. It wasn’t a debate. We both agreed that a good quality small steak tops an ok quality huge steak. We were both mortified to realize that we couldn’t finish even half of our meal. Yup. You’d think that having been sick for 4 days we wouldn’t ordered something to share. Or NOT gone to a steak house. Idiots.

We were very ashamed when the waiter came to take away 2 almost full meals from our table. Not our finest moment.

The following day however, we both felt a lot better! Not 100% but better than the previous days. And so without much delay we grabbed a taxi downtown to enjoy the microcentre and Congresso for a while. We ate the greatest icecreams of all time at Via Flaminia … I am not exaggerating. Greatest ice-creams of all time. We then wandered through the centre all the way down to San Telmo. Heavenly. The sun was shining, the streets were bustling and San Telmo is a gorgeous neighbourhood. Similar to Palermo but not as fancy.

After wandering through the shops for a while we settled ourselves on a terrace in the sun for a drink and a bite to eat. As we enjoyed the atmosphere we were pleasantly surprised by an outdoor tango show! We were highly impressed and our Friday night plans of taking in a tango show and dinner were promptly cancelled. Why on earth would be spend a fortune (and I mean a fortune, these things are over-priced at best!) on a tango show when we could see it here in San Telmo? We wouldn’t!

The show was actually really great and the atmosphere on the plaza was a lot of fun. We ended up sitting there for way longer than planned and had to rush a little to make it home on time for our evening plans.

Oh side bar: We got totally ripped off by our taxi on the way home. Joep’s Spanish capabilities totally amazed me as he shouted at our taxi guide that he was taking us the wrong way. It was awesome!! But we still got ripped off. But Joep didn’t pay the full amount so it could’ve been worse.

A quick costume change and re-medication and we were off for an evening out!! Luck had it that Joep’s pal Maurice was in town with his charming girlfriend Annalies. Yippee!! We met up at Plaza Serano and immediately settled ourselves on a terrace for a few drinks.

After a few drinks we moved from Plaza Serano to Plaza Viejo where we grabbed a table on the roof terraca at Mama Rasta’s for a few more drinks. Things were getting rowdy. Thankfully we had dinner reservations to get to so we couldn’t get too out of hand.

Las Cabreras – Our partners in crime had already eaten there but were kind enough to go there again because Joep & I hadn’t been able to try it yet. Turns out, we were at the Las Cabreras that they had not yet been too! It is the better of the two restaurants according to our landlord who told us to book in at Cabreras Norte.

The long queue out the front and around the corner of the restaurant led us to believe that we were at a good spot. We were very pleased that ‘Pepe’ had made a reservation. Yes. Joep often referred to himself as Pepe in Argentina. Apparently it is Spanish for Joseph. Joep likes it. We liked it too. Because it was kind of funny.

Within minutes of arrival in the giant queue however, Pepe had arranged for us to be seated at our table and we were able to continue the revelry. The meal was the best so far in Argentina and we were all in high spirits.

After dinner we decided that the alcohol was definitely killing the germs in our stomachs and we should go onto 1 more bar. Annalies was totally in the know and lead us all to a very cool bar that is not signposted but rather, you have to knock on a door and hope to be let in. We were let in. It surprised me as much as I’m sure it surprises all of you.

For the following hours we enjoyed cocktails and chats and lots more laughs. When Maurice announced that it was 3am and we should probably get going as they had a flight to catch I was shocked! 3am!! Where did the time go?!

We stumbled home shortly after this revelation and all agreed that the evening was a huge success.

The following morning however, our ‘alcohol kills the bugs’ theory was over-ridden. I was sick. Really sick. Again.

Who do I have to blame? Myself. Only myself.

Joep wasn’t as sick though so I do feel like I got a bit ripped off.

We had planned on spending our last day in Buenos Aires shopping for leather goods. Bags and jackets. We didn’t get to do it. I think it was a blessing in disguise because it saved us money. The day was spent in a manner similar to Monday. We had plans to meet up with Gab & Marianna at 6pm but I couldn’t do it. I tried. I got dressed and ready to go but I was too sick.

I needed another few hours of recovery time before dinner. You see, we had made reservations at Astrid y Guston, a very fancy Peruvian restaurant, to celebrate our last night of honeymoon. I was adamant that we would not miss this dining opportunity. Even if it meant I only ate bread and drank water and watched Joep enjoy the gastronomic wonders!

By 9pm I was feeling semi alive again. We made it to the restaurant which was gorgeous and we were glad we had dressed up. Joep ordered wine, I ordered water. Only water. The meal that followed was amazing. My only regret is that I was too sick to get the 7 course gastronomic menu. I would’ve loved it.

Instead, we shared an amazing cerviche starter followed by a succulent lamb dish for Joep & a delicious prawn / wanton broth for me. It sounds average. It was not. The flavours were amazing and the food was of such good quality. The service was the best we received in Argentina and the atmosphere was great! Oh to be 100% healthy!

Despite the illness I’m super glad we made the effort to check out Astrid y Gaston. It was an awesome way to end the Argentina portion of our honeymoon!

The end. Can you believe it? We can’t. The following morning as we packed our backpacks one last time we were both feeling a bit subdued.

The last 2 months have been the best of our lives. People thought we were a bit nuts doing a 2 month honeymoon … we have loved every second of it. 2 months of travelling around to exciting new places with your exciting new husband – What more could a gal dream of?

Well there is 1 more thing – Moving to Melbourne! Yes! Whilst we were sad to leave Buenos Aires, and more than a little bummed that our last week of honeymoon had been marred by illness, we were very excited to board our flight to Australia to start the next chapter of our married life!

The honeymoon is over … but not really.

Sunday, January 29, 2012

Iguazu versus Victoria Falls - A Vaessen Comparison


We are starting to really come to terms with the fact that we have been incredibly spoiled in recent years. We’ve seen Niagara Falls, we’ve hiked to Yosemite falls, we spent Christmas 2011 at Victoria falls and now we were heading to Iguazu Falls!

We realized we were spoiled when, at Salta airport, I guiltily confessed to Joep that I was not excited to go to Iguazu and he emphatically agreed with me. We have valid reasons!! Firstly, we had already seen all the falls I mentioned above so we thought we didn’t need to see more falls. Secondly, after El Calafate we were really not in the mood for another custom built Argentina tourist town.

Our fears were unfounded. Upon arrival at our somewhat reasonably priced 4* hotel (which was in the town centre to boot!) we were upgraded to a master suite meaning that it really was worth the money. On top of that the pool area was lovely and after enjoying it for a while over a few beers we had a delicious meal across the road in the town at a restaurant called Colours.

Were there lots of tourists there? Yes! Did this mean that everything felt over priced and that we were getting ripped off all the time? No. A very pleasant surprise.

Similar to the southern tip, we had only planned on staying in Iguazu for 2 days just to see the must see things. The following morning we got up and relaxed for a while before catching the bus to the falls. We spent a good 6 hours walking around the falls. At first I was not super impressed because the part leading up to the falls is really commercial. It is not as bad as Niagara but you certainly have a theme part feel. It is nothing like Victoria Falls.

That being said, when you finally get through the throngs of people on the walkways and catch your first glimpse of the falls it is pretty impressive!! Here’s the dealio, these falls are wider than Victoria Falls but Victoria Falls are taller. In fact, Vic Falls are the largest curtain of water in the world. They are over 100m tall and 1600m wide. Another interesting stat is that the mist at Iguazu over the Devils Throat rises 30m versus 300m at Vic Falls ... This is a huge difference in the experience let me tell you.

Those are just a few of the scientific statistics comparing the two falls. More importantly though, here is the J&J take on them …

  1. Iguazu is prettier. The 2 tiers of falls on top of each other makes it SUPER picturesque and the rainbows are gorgeous. That being said, Victoria Falls also has rainbows. But not 2 tiers.
  2. Iguazu has almost no spray - Boo! That is the most fun bit of waterfalls! Especially when it is a zillion degrees out. At Vic Falls we were soaking wet within minutes of entering the park and it was a hoot! We didn’t get wet at all at Iguazu except if you count how sweaty we were. Gross.
  3. Iguazu has heaps of cool raccoons wandering around. Like heaps and heaps. They are everywhere and super cute (if you are not petrified about rabies which I have recently developed an unwarranted fear of … don’t ask). Vic Falls has monkeys and wild pigs but they don’t wander around like the ones at Iguazu.
  4. Vic Falls remains relatively undeveloped (as witnessed by that poor Aussie gal whose bungee cord broke … it still gives me the heeby jeebies). You are not part of a huge gangway of tourists and can get up really close to the falls. At times you feel like you may even be too close and that perhaps a fence wouldn’t go astray. Still you really get to experience the falls. Iguazu is wonderfully laid out and developed. It makes seeing the falls from their best angles really easy but it also takes the feeling of adventure out of it.

So that is out comparison. Similar to the statistical comparison there is no obvious winner. I think it is best to say that both are incredible in their own right and our previous misgivings about coming to Iguazu were quickly over-ridden.

That being said, we didn’t feel like we needed to spend all of the following day in the town as planned (our original flight was at 9:30pm) so after another lovely evening (and an ok meal … nothing to write home about) we decided the following morning to head to the airport early and try to get on an earlier flight to Buenos Aires.

Upon arrival at Iguazu airport we were put on a standby list and off we went to wait at the airport restaurant. At this point I became violently ill. And I mean violently. So ill that when Joep went to see if we could get the earlier flight and I was left sitting alone in a quiet spot Joep had found for me I was approached by a medic and ushered into a little emergency clinic. Blech. It was horrible but I was stoked that I was in a tourist town and medical help was readily available. These dudes were so great!

We made the earlier flight and after a hasty medical diagnosis (which I didn’t understand) and the administration of some medication (which I gratefully accepted without question) we were on our way. Its funny how when you travel you accept random medication from strangers. I would never do that at home. I had no qualms about doing it at Iguazu.

The medication was effective in getting me from Iguazu to Buenos Aires where we had a lovely apartment for the entire week meaning that I was free to be as ill as necessary.

It wasn’t the best end to the Iguazu portion of our trip but illness aside, Iguazu should definitely be on people’s bucket lists. It we had to choose between Iguazu and Victoria Falls we would choose both. Because we can. Mmmmmwahahahaha! I’m being serious. I cannot tell you which one is worth seeing more than the other. They are both awesome.

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Mendoza to Humahuaca – A North West Argentinean Roadtrip!

OK this honeymoon is just going from strength to strength. As I mentioned, after Ushuaia we had a full day in BA with nothing to do but drink beer, eat and plan our next adventure. Here is what we came up with! A road trip.

You see, we flew from Ushuaia to Mendoza (with mammoth stopover in BA) and had plans of using our days in Mendoza to relax, drink lots of good local wine and recuperate from the madness of Amsterdam and all the trekking in Tierra del Fuego and Patagonia. But after the R&R we knew we would want some adventure!


And so was born our mammoth road trip. Here was the plan itinerary … get ready, its long … Start in Mendoza with R&R then collect rental car to drive to – San Luis – Cordoba – Tafi del Valle – Cafayate – Cachi – Salta – Purmamarca – Tilcara – Huacalera – Humahuaca – Salta (for more R&R).


We were excited!! Well, when we made the plan we were still exhausted so we didn’t really get excited until we had a day of doing nothing in Mendoza to relax. But then we really were excited!!


Day 1 – 3: Just chillin’ in Mendoza


And so we begin – Mendoza! It is talked up a lot. We were worn out from tourist central in the southern parts of the country and (having paid AUD 40 for a horrible sandwich) we were tired of feeling like we were getting ripped off all time. So we decided to rent an apartment in the city rather than a hotel and we were so glad we did!


We were super central and able to head out whenever we wanted but we could also do some groceries and make stuff at home. It was so relaxed!


The first day we did literally nothing. We wandered the city (which is super pretty btw and full of amazing little squares which are packed full of people in the evenings … loving the community spirit!), we slept (a lot), we ate (also a lot) and that just about summarizes it. Oh and we did make a couple of plans for the following days.


Feeling sufficiently rested we awoke the following morning all set for our first Mendoza activity – A bike tour of the wineries!! We could have done a bus tour but we decided to (a) save some moula and (b) get some exercise. We should’ve done the bus tour. You see, we decided to visit wineries in Maipu because it is the closest region. It is also the least pretty region. We had envisioned a tour similar to Napa or Stellenbosch or Margaret River. Maipu is not like any of these places. We were dropped off at Orange Bikes (appropriate for the Dutchman!) where we were greeted like old family friends and made to feel right at home. Still we were not feeling too hopeful about the surrounding region having gotten a none-to-impressive glimpse of it on the way in.


To add insult to injury, my bike was broken meaning my work out was significantly more challenging than Joep’s. Yikes. Still we persevered and by the time we reached the first winery (yes, only the first), I was DYING for a drink! Thankfully the winery was gorgeous! Tempus Alba … great wines, great scenery and great service. We sat there for way longer than anticipated. And not only because we were exhausted and dreading getting back on our bikes, we also loved the wine!!


Feeling a little tipsy we hopped back on our bikes to face the traffic of the wine region which consisted of huge trucks speeding past (I’m not joking) to head to the next winery. We also decided that this would be the last winery. It took a long time to get between wineries and by this stage it was early afternoon. It was a good decision.


The next (and last winery) we visited was Di Tommasso. It is a family owned and run winery and it is beautiful. So beautiful that we did the tour of the winery before sampling the wines (keep in mind how thirsty we were, this is a big deal!). The wine was delicious and we decided to enjoy a nice big, long lunch there as well. Our spirits were significantly higher after this!!


We even worked up the energy to make 1 more stop before heading back – The Beer Garden! Why not right? It was like 35 degrees, perfect beer weather!! The day ended on a high at the beer garden before we cycled back to the bike hire shop completely exhausted. It wasn’t the worst day ever however, if you are in Mendoza and doing a wine tour, pay the extra and do a driven tour … and perhaps go out to Lujan de Cuyo. It is apparently way prettier.


That evening, after showering and freshening up and eating a bite at home we managed to work up the energy to wander around the city soaking up the night time atmosphere on the plaza’s again. Heavenly.


The following day we had another tour arranged. There are a few things around Mendoza that are ‘must see’ and so we hopped into a small tour bus and set off for a days excursion.


It was a loooong day but allowed us to take in the ‘must sees’ of the surrouding area as per the Lonely Planet … and so off we trekked around Uspallata town (not too exciting). We say Los Penitentes a ski town that is also highly popular in summer for the rock climbing. On a related note, we also got to see Cemeterio Andinista which is a little cemetery set up for climbers who have died while climbing the local mountains. It was kind of depressing.


The 2 highlights of day were Cristo Redentor and Puento del Inca. The first we saw just before lunch. It is at 4,000m in altitude (which our tour guide thought would impress us until we told him we hiked the Inca Trail in Peru last year) and is a giant statue signifying peace between Argentina and Chile. It sits right on the border between the 2 countries meaning we could stand in Chile for a few moments.


And at that altitude, boy was it ‘chilly’ hahaha guess how many times we made that joke? OK too many. Yet we still find it funny.


It was pretty impressive even moreso when the horseback riders arrived singing local songs and waving their flags. Still we were happy to head back down the mountain again.


After lunch at a local restaurant (pretty much the only restaurant in the area … thankfully the food was edible) we headed to Puento del Inca. It’s a natural bridge that was used by the Inca’s as part of their trail. Interestingly, I learned something new about the Inca’s on this trip … their trails can be seen very clearly from the mountains because when they began walking them back in the day, they used to scatter salt to kill the fauna on the path. As a result, the paths are still visible! Hmpf! Those Inca’s were pretty clever!


The bridge itself was very cool. It is made up of natural rock but noone really knows how it was formed. Underneath it flows a natural sulfur spring. The chemicals in the water have dyed the rocks all different shades of orange so it is pretty visually stimulating.


You can no longer walk on the bridge because it is too unstable. In fact, you can clearly see the remnants of an old luxury hotel and spa built into the rock. A few years ago, a giant rock fell from the top of the mountain and landed on the hotel killing 3 tourists. Yikes. Naturally they then closed the hotel and subsequently closed off the area to preserve the bridge.


Puento del Inca was our last stop and we then faced the cruelling 2 hour drive back to Mendoza. Like I said, it was a looooong day.


Thankfully it wasn’t too exhausting because we just sat in a bus most of the time so upon arrival back in Mendoza we got dressed and headed out for a lovely meal in the town. La Florentine had been recommended to us. As was so often the case on this vacation, our wish to eat at 8pm was thwarted by the fact that the restaurant was entirely empty at 8pm. We managed to hold off until 8:30pm and by that stage we didn’t care that we were the first people to sit down at the restaurant. We were starving!


The restaurant came so highly recommended to us so we had high expectations. They were not met. We were beginning to realize that an ‘amazing restaurant’ in Argentina means simply that they serve the largest hunks of meat. You would think 2 carnivores like Joep & I would love that right? Normally you would be right in assuming that. However, we were spoilt by non-stop fine dining in South Africa and we have higher expectations now. And so, having devoured some beef and potatoes (my dad’s dream meal) as well as a lovely bottle of wine (the meals redeeming factor) we headed off to wander around Plaza Independencia admiring all the local families and friends out for a regular summers evening on the plaza. Man the sense of community in these local cities is great! Mendoza was our first taste of this plaza lifestyle and we were hanging out to see more of it!


Day 4 – Mendoza to San Luis to Cordoba


The following morning we happily packed up and collected our rental car. Whilst Mendoza was a nice stop for a few days, we were most excited about our road trip north!! We were right to be excited about this. You will see why.


Getting out of Mendoza proved quite simple. The cities are almost always the hardest navigation part of any road trip. Why, you ask, didn’t we just get GPS? Good question, they didn’t have any. We felt up to the challenge. Even though we only had the maps in the Lonely Planet to guide us.


Have reached Route 7, the national highway that runs right across Argentina, without any trouble at all, we were off with our foxy little Fiat on the open Argentinean roads! The excitement levels remained high despite the fact that Foxy was making some strange noises and appeared to be a model from the late 1990’s =/ We had faith in her. Because we had no other choice.


The plan that day was to reach Cordoba and make a new plan from there. It is a 700km drive at we left Mendoza at 10am on the dot. We figured that we could easily do the drive in 1 day and include 1 stop along the way.


After 4 hours of uninterrupted, stress free, highway driving we came along the intersection that would take us into San Luis! So San Luis is the capital of the San Luis province of Argentina and it doesn’t have the biggest reputation for anything. That being said, it is SUPER pretty and the main square has a lot to offer. We had a long lunch on the plaza before spending a little while taking in the sights of the local cathedral (boy oh boy do these Argentines love their religion!). The sun was shining and all in the world was goooood.


Having soaked up enough of San Luis as we had time to do, we jumped back into our “trusty” car and hit the road again. The drive to Cordoba is not highly documented. It should be. We had little to no expectations which was probably a good thing. In fact, we just expected it to be standard highway driving similar to the San Luis leg of the journey.


Instead, we were wowed by Parque Nacional Quebrada Del Condorito. We really had no idea where we were going obviously! We headed out of San Luis on Route 20 and passed through a number of cute little towns (El Volcan, La Toma) by the time we reached Santa Rosa (not a town to write home about) we were starting to climb in altitude. Before we knew it we were driving through tiny mountain villages that we absolutely breathtakingly beautiful.


Had we not already made reservations to sleep in Cordoba, we would’ve stayed in one of these towns along the way for sure! Instead, we drove on and our efforts were rewarded in no time as we passed through the park! The park is made up of massive gorges and you climb to 2,300m in altitude meaning that by the time you reach the top, you are sharing air space with giant condors. These birds freak me out. But boy are they amazing.


We stopped numerous times on the way up to get out, stretch our legs and take in the amazing surroundings. We felt very spoiled. We also felt like the only tourists in Argentina as we were close to the only people on the road. Such a lovely change from days of tourist packed cities and attractions!


Having reached the summit and driven down the other side of the mountain we could glimpse Cordoba in the distance!! It was kind of like seeing the Emerald City in the Wizard of Oz. It is a lone city standing in the middle of nothing. We were excited to get there.


Before long we found ourselves in the bustling streets of Cordoba looking for our hotel and getting very excited about the city! We found our hotel without any difficulty and let me tell you, Azur Real Hotel ticked all the right boxes! I know, I know, we said that Argentina would be our budget month but we were tired of budget and had splurged a little bit but not much to be honest. Certainly we hadn’t spent enough to deserve the luxury we were given!!


Upon arrival we parked and headed into the hotel. We were a bit concerned when we entered because there was no reception but rather, a giant clear tube running the length of the building. Huh? We were confused. Until we realized, it was the elevator! Only 1 of us could fit in with our bags at a time so I went up first. It was like being in Star Trek and being ‘beamed up’! So much so that when I excited the elevator at the top, I loudly exclaimed to the lovely gentleman waiting for me that ‘Its just like being in Star Trek!’ before screeching ‘Beam me up Scotty! Hahahaha!!’ Thankfully he appreciated my enthusiasm. The fancy guests sitting in the lounge however, appeared concerned by my noise levels. Whoops!


Joep arrived up and before long we were settled into our glorious room and feeling like we were really on honeymoon again. This was only further exacerbated by the wonderful dinner reservations we had. We were booked in for a 9pm meal (yes, we managed to last until 9pm before dinner!) and wandered happily from our hotel to the restaurant. This required us to walk through the main square of Cordoba by night which is absolutely stunning! We were loving it. But we didn’t linger long as we had dinner reservations.


I cannot remember the name of the restaurant. Nor can Joep. But it was delicious. We began the evening by laughing hysterically at a couple sitting nearby. They were older and she had forgotten her glasses. He was a wonderful husband and read the entire menu to her. Loudly. And I mean, the entire menu. It went on for ages. The longer he read, the harder we laughed.


That being said, he also pointed out a few things on the menu that we hadn’t spotted so he was helpful as well.


We spent the following hour devouring … beef. I ordered what I thought would be a reasonable sized tenderloin. It was huge. Like I’m guessing perhaps 800g. Joep ordered ribs. These were out of this world huge. We could’ve shared them and still been full. I think they were at least 1kg without the bone in.


Joep vowed that he was going to finish the ribs. I said I would do my best with the steak. I didn’t finish mind but I enjoyed the majority of it. Joep powered through and ate all of his. I’m not going to lie to you, it was kind of gross to watch. But I felt a strange sense of pride that I was married to this carnivorous being. Despite the giant sweat patches pooling around his hairline as he worked through the last 2 ribs. That’s my husband!!


At the end of the meal we complimented the couple near us for their romantic menu reading, had a few laughs and set off to see more of Cordoba by night. What a city! We both agreed it was our favourite Argentinean city so far. The architecture, the plaza, the lighting, the people … our hearts were stolen.


As a result, after a relatively late night we decided that we wouldn’t leave until after lunch the following day so that we could spend the morning enjoying the city.


Day 5 – Cordoba to Jesus Maria to Santa Catalina to Tafi Del Valle


Great choice! The plaza in Cordoba dates back to 1577, true story. It is beautifully built and is enough to keep you busy for hours just sitting and taking in the passers by. Right on the plaza and dating also back to 1577 is the Iglesia Catedral, yup, another cathedral. And this one is beautiful. We went in and lit candles for all those we love most whilst checking out the interior. It was like being in Rome.


We also had grand plans of going to Museo de la Memoria. The building housing the museum used to be a center for detention and torture and was operated by the Deparment of Intelligence during Argentina’s military dictatorship. It is a museum paying tribute to the many people who were taken there accused of being political agitators never to be seen again. Blech. We were interested in the history and had been told it was a very good museum so we headed out to track it down.


Even though it is right on the main plaza it is hard to find because it is not hugely signposted. The entrance is marked by 2 giant finger prints made up of the names of all those who disappeared there. Chilling.


Sadly, our timing was off and the museum was not open for viewing by the time we found it. We were a bit bummed but also a bit relieved because, having visited some chilling museums in Cambodia, we are aware of how quickly they can dull the excitement levels of even the most infatuated newly weds.


To drown our sorrows at the museum being closed, we headed to an icecreamery. Things I didn’t know before this trip – The Argentines are famous for awesome icecream! We very quickly figured out why. Can you say, ‘Delicious’?


And so, after a morning of wander the beautiful streets of downtown Cordoba devouring ice-creamy goodness, we decided that we best hit the road as we had a big day ahead of us!


The goal was to make it to Tafi del Valle, a small mountain town in the province of Tucaman that would also us to head north and bypass Tucaman city which we were not too keen on seeing (it is apparently just a big industrial smelly city … no thank you).


On the way we had a couple of other fun things we wanted to see. The first required a stop in a tiny town about 1hr north of Cordoba called Jesus Maria. In the town there is a Unesco World Heritage site in the form of a Jesuit Estancia. For those not in the know (I wasn’t before this trip), an ‘estancia’ is a ranch. And old school ranch. In this case, the church and convents on the estancia were built in 1618. Holy cow that is a long time ago. They clearly knew what they were doing because the buildings there today and still incredibly beautiful and are set on amazing grounds. Also, we happened to be in town at the same time as the annual FiestaNacional de Doma y Folklore, which is a 10 day celebration of, and I quote, ‘gaucho horsemanship & customs’. All we could see was that the streets were packed with young Argentines as were the campsites most of which had a giant, and I mean giant, statue of Jesus on the cross at their entrance. Creepy but intriguing.


Having gazed in awe at the estancia and chatted in broken Spanish / English to the security who was more proud of the estancia that I have ever been of anything (adorable), we hit the road to head to Santa Catalina.


It was another estancia – We were on a roll! We also didn’t realize that we would have to drive on entirely dirt roads to get to this little gem. We bounced and slide poor Foxy along the dirt roads for a good 45 minutes before we finally reached Santa Catalina. Again, we passed only 1 or 2 cars on the road and really felt like we were getting away from it all. Even more so when we arrived at the estancia and had the place entirely to ourselves! There is a tiny local store which was closed (thankfully we had heaps of snacks in the car) and what appeared to be a very small guesthouse & restaurant, also closed. Then you have the Unesco World Heritage site, the Jesuit estancia of Santa Catalina. It is the only privately owned Unesco World Heritage site and this family must feel very lucky. It was beautiful and dates back to 1622. Aykarumba. Can you imagine the history?!


A lot of the estancia is closed to the public and there didn’t appear to be anyone around to offer a tour while we were there so we satisfied ourselves with wandering the grounds just the two of us and having a quick picnic lunch (if you can call pastries and candy lunch … we do).


We were conscious of the time because we knew that the dirt road back to the main highway was going to steal driving time so we lingered as long as possible before heading off. The drive out to the main road was again, all gravel. Skull shaking, brain quivering, gravel driving. Our teeth were rattling in our head by the time we reached the main road and Joep had mastered the art of finding the ‘smoothest’ part of the gravel road to drive on. A task that would prove invaluable to us over the next few days.


Back on the route 9 we hightailed it north towards Tafi del Valle. We had a planned arrival time of 8pm having left Cordoba just after midday.


We were right on track to meet this deadline when we reached the last 60km section of our journey. We didn’t realize that this would be all mountain driving on tiny narrow roads with steep cliff drop offs on the side. It was like driving the ‘most dangerous road in the world’ in Bolivia last year, except without a guide. And night was falling. Thankfully, I had driven the bulk of the main road from Santa Catalina to Tafi del Valle so Joep insisted we swap drivers. I wasn’t going to argue with him. For the next 2 hours (yes, it took us 2 hours to drive 60km), we wound through mountain roads. I spent the first hour in AWE at the surroundings and mountain landscapes. The 2nd hour it was dark. Pitch black dark. And I spent it speaking encouragingly to Joep about how awesome a driver he is.


We made it to Tafi del Valle feeling a little fragile and looking forward to finding our hotel. We had splurged again and decided to stay at a real life estancia! Yes! I told you we were on a role.


We arrived at Las Tacanas with a little bit of difficulty because the streets of the tiny village were packed. You see, it was Friday night! And Tafi is rocking. It explained why there were so many cars and horses (seriously) on the mountain road into the town. Everyone had come to party!


Still, once we found Las Tacanas we couldn’t believe we’d missed it. It is on the main street but the driveway is nice and long so you feel like you’re in a country retreat once you’re in the grounds. The lady who manages the property was lovely (if not a little too chatty at that late hour and after a long day of driving) and showed us around the estancia with growing pride. It is over 300 years old and is family owned. A lot of the furniture is from the original house and there are a heap of artifacts around. It is absolutely beautifully decked out and we were very excited to stay there!


But first things first, we needed food. Now either we were too tired to look properly or Tafi doesn’t have many good restaurants. We ended up settling for a restaurant on the main street across from the hotel because we were tired and had wandered around unsuccessfully for half an hour. Although, when I say ‘unscuccessfully’ it is not really fair because we had been successful in entertaining ourselves with people watching!! This place was alive!


After a highly unsatisfactory dinner we were off to sleep. Friday night or not, we were pooped.


Day 6: Tafi del Valle to Santa Maria to Quilmes to Cafayate


We didn’t wake until mid-morning the following day (I told you it was peaceful there) and when we did we groggily headed out to the garden for breakfast. We spent the morning lounging around the estancia and then taking a day time stroll through the town. It is gloriously picturesque there and the fresh mountain air had us in very high spirits.


We hit the road with a much simpler itinerary for the day. We only needed to make it Cafayate, a simple 118km drive. However our departure was delayed by 1hr as we waited in a mammoth queue. It would be a recurring theme that we stopped finding frustrating and began to accept very quickly. It is just the way of life here! We had plans to drive to Santa Maria for lunch which is a cute little town that is kind of on the way to Cafayate (if you take a slight detour). Lunch was delicious and again, we devoured pastas and pizza’s on the main square which was actually super tiny. School soccer teams made their way home through the plaza as we watched and families were out playing and we soaked up the Argentine culture a bit more. After Santa Maria we were heading to check out the ruins in Quilmes.


These ruins date from about AD1,000. Yikes. It was a settlement of about 5,000 indigenous Argentines and they managed to escape the rule of the Inca … an impressive feat based on what we learned last year in Peru! Those Inca’s were hardcore. Alas, the Spanish were even harder core and the local Quilmes folks were shipped off to work in Buenos Aires in 1667 apparently.


The ruins are kind of cool to see but all the guided tours (and leaflets) were in Spanish so we couldn’t really get a good feel of the buildings other than deducing what we could from seeing the Inca rules last year. Still the surroundings with all the giant cacti are pretty incredible to see.


Also, there are not a lot of big tour buses (none?) that come all the way to Quilmes. We saw some hitchhikers on the dirt road in (yes, another gravel road) but there weren’t a whole heap of people around when we were there. Ah peaceful tourism. We love it.


The final stop of our day was Cafayate. It was such a relaxed day, we left Tafi at 1pm and arrived in Cafayate at 5pm with all those stops. Glorious. It was also perfect timing because upon arrival at our gorgeous hotel (don’t judge us … we like nice things) Killa, I was sick. Seriously, horribly sick. It must have been my delicious lunch that did it. But after 2 hours of intense illness I felt great again. Huh? Yes, it was weird. But I was glad to feel well again.


My miraculous recovery allowed us to head down to, you guessed it, the town plaza which was jammed full of families out enjoying life music and horse back rides. Again we were blown away by the sense of community and would’ve loved to ingratiate ourselves into it. By 8:30pm we were starving (yes, a very quick recovery for me) so we headed to a wonderful restaurant on the plaza. El Teruno was a wonderful dining experience. The service was great and the food was delicious and was not limited to pizza or giant hunks of meat. The wine list was wonderful and we treated ourselves to some of the local wines. You see, Cafayate is the other big wine region of Argentina and we found the wineries there to be significantly prettier than those we experienced in Mendoza but I have to reiterate, I’m pretty sure we screwed the Mendoza wine tasting up.


After dinner we headed off the plaza to a tiny little wine bar where we treated ourselves to even more delicious wines before getting into a heated debate about whether the wives of politicians should be held accountable for their expenses … don’t ask. It was a long debate. We agree now. They should be. I won’t tell you who was right. Even though it would make me feel good to do so.


Day 7 – Cafayate & Quebrada de Cafayate


What I will tell you though is that the result of this debate was that neither of us got a goodnight kiss. This turned out to be a huge blessing. As you may have noticed, Joep & I were getting sick a lot on this 2nd month of honeymoon. I blame the 5 days of no sleep in Amsterdam. It killed our immune systems.


So much so that the morning after our political debate poor Joep had an awful coldsore on his lip. It look agonizingly painful!! The arrival of the coldsore, coupled with our slight hangovers (understatement), confirmed our tentative decision to stay 2 nights in Cafayate. It was a wonderful choice.


We spent the morning lounging around and doing a bit of laundry before heading into the town to get medication for Joep. I had kindly researched the Spanish words for coldsore. There was one complex word that neither of us could remember and then there was ‘herpes lapial’. We chose to use the second expression. Because we could remember it.


Upon arrival at the packed pharmacy we waited our turn before being called forward. Joep tried to quietly describe his ailment to the pharmacist. When he understood what we were saying he screeched (in a Eureka style voice) ‘HERPES!’ Poor Joep. I thought I would die laughing. I thought Joep would die of mortification. Bless.


The mortification was short lived and we left with medication in hand and a grin on my face. We then hit up La Casa de Las Empanadas for lunch. Yes, it is an empanada restaurant. Yes, they were amazing. We highly highly recommend this place. It is packed at lunchtime but worth the wait for the cheap, delicious food.


Having enjoyed empanadas by the pool and soaking up some rays we headed off for our late afternoon activity.


Quebrada de Cafayate is describe as ‘a wild landscape of richly colored sanstone and unearthly rock formations’. We weren’t sure what to expect but all the local tour companies seemed to be offering trips out there. We picked up a brochure and mapped out our own little tour.


The drive alone is pretty incredible. It is on the road that leads to Salta but we were taking an alternative route to Salta the following day and had considered just skipping the Quebrada. Boy are we glad we didn’t!


Having spent most of the 30 minute drive screeching about how amazing the landscape was our first stop was Garganta del Diablo (Devil’s throat). This was one amazing gorge. Because we weren’t with a tour group we were able to really explore the gorge so we climbed all the way to the top and shouted things to hear our own echo and basically had a blast. Impressive doesn’t even come close. This was one serious gorge.


Having spent a good amount of time exploring Diablo we headed off to the Amfiteatro. There was no climbing involved in this gorge but once you get inside the massive basin you understand why they called it the Amfiteatro. This place is huge and with an old Argentinean man playing the guitar in the corner it is pretty amazing. Again, because we weren’t with a tour group we had the place almost entirely to ourselves. All the tour groups leave Cafayate at 3pm and go to these 2 gorges last which was why we went there first. We were stoked with this choice.


Having finished with the 2 best gorges we headed back towards Cafayate thinking we wouldn’t stop again. Fate had other plans for us though! We were close to the city when we came across the Reserva Natural Quebrada de las Conchas. And so we parked the car once more and set off on a big hike. This time we were cheeky … we spotted a tour group up ahead and assumed that they would know the best spots to go so we followed their hike at a distance and managed to see all the great lookouts. It was pretty spectacular and our pleasure at our self guided tour was only further increased when we got chatting with a couple from that tour group who said that they had already been told they couldn’t go into Diablo … boo. That sucked for them. We were glad we had done it alone!

The trip out to the Quebrada was incredible and we loved every second of it. We were on a massive high by the time we got back to Cafayate and decided to celebrate our successful self guided tour with a repeat of the previous nights meal . Yes. The restaurant was so good that we ate there twice. In fact, I ordered the exact same meal the second evening! I’m not even ashamed. It was delicious.

Day 8 – Cafayate to Cachi to Salta


After a couple of wonderful nights in Cafayate we were ready to hit the road again and so, bright and early the following morning we set off for Salta. Rather than driving the straight and easy route 9, however, we had decided to take the scenic route through Cachi.


Cachi is only 159km from Cafayate but it is entirely on dirt roads. And I mean entirely. Gravel and dirt and more gravel and more dirt. Combine this with windy mountain roads and the 159km drive takes about 4 hours because you can only drive at about 40km/hr. Thankfully we knew this in advance.


We left Cafayate after breakfast and hit the road at about 9am. The drive was pretty awesome. Again, we saw hardly any other people on the roads and we really felt like we were away from it all. We also made sure we had packed enough water and snacks to get us through. Good planning.


Our foxy little Fiat grumbled and groaned her way along gravel mountain roads and we only had a couple of really scary moments when we thought she might not make it. Our fears were unfounded at 1pm we arrived safe and sound in Cachi!


Cachi is talked of as being an amazing town. We were not completely sold on it. Don’t get me wrong, it is cute and has a nice little plaza but we were glad not to be spending the night there. It certainly didn’t have the same feel that Tafi had and none of the charm of Cafayate.


We enjoyed a lunch on the plaza spent chatting to a gal from Argentina (Mendoza) and her French ‘kind of’ boyfriend who was over for 3 weeks vacation. It sounded complicated. But she gave us some tips for Iguazu.


After lunch we hit the road to make our way to Salta and we were pleasantly surprised when we hit asphalt road again! We had expected the entire day to be gravel driving. Only half of is was! We were stoked. We were even more stoked when we hit route 33. What a drive! Amazing mountain landscapes and we were once again driving at incredible altitudes hanging with the condors. There were hair pin turns that make you understand why the expression ‘hair pin turn’ was invented and we found ourselves constantly gasping and oohing and aahing.


As you can imagine though, the twists and turns meant that the 145km drive again took almost 4 hours so we didn’t arrive in Salta until after 7pm. Thank goodness for long summer evenings!


We parked, checked into our modest hotel (it really was modest this time) and walked to the plaza for dinner. The main plaza in Salta is pretty awesome as are the side streets surrounding it. It is kind of similar to Cordoba although we didn’t love it quite as much as we loved Cordoba.


Dinner was a bit of a disaster and after eating a less than average meal on the plaza we headed back to the hotel for an early night exhausted from the day of driving but very content with all we had seen.


Day 9 – Salta to Purmamarca to Humahuaca


The following morning, after breakfast, we hit the road. We had plans to come back to Salta for 2 days later in the week so no need to do much sight seeing before then! Instead, we planned to drive further north to Purmamarca & Humahuaca. We had a hotel booked in Huacalera which was about 30 minutes before you hit Huamhuaca our final stop on the road north.


Our first stop however, was Purmamarca where we were planning on checking out the Cerro de los Siete Colores (Hill of 7 Colours). It really is just a hill with 7 different colours of rocks in it. Its is a pretty awesome backdrop to the town but for us, the town itself was the main event. What a character filled place! Full of backpackers and hippies and the local markets were a treasure box of colourful trinkets. We loved it! Dirt streets, little restaurants and shops. Heaven. We spent a good amount of time wandering through the markets and even made some purchases. We then had a delicious lunch (keeping it simple … we are going to turn into empanadas at this rate) before hitting the road to check out Humahuaca for the afternoon / evening.

We passed our hotel in Huacalera on the way and were very excited to stay there! Our plans of checking in later however, were changed by circumstances out of our control. Some of the local folks were holding a peaceful protest on the road. It involved laying tree branches across the road and standing in the street. The police were on hand and every 30 minutes a few cars were allowed to pass through.

We decided not to wait the required 30 minutes but rather, to check into our hotel! The hotel was gorgeous and we spent some time chilling out before heading off again in the hopes the protest was over.


It wasn’t over. But this time we decided to wait out the 30 minutes and try to get through. As luck would have it, we made it through in less than 30 minutes and the remainder of the drive to Humahuaca was uneventful. Similarly to Purmamarca, we were super impressed by Humahuaca! It was another hippy town fully of markets and little shops and restaurants. We settled in comfortably at one of the restaurants and enjoyed … you’ll never guess what … empanadas! And a beer. And a game of gin. Gosh we love being on honeymoon.


As nighttime began to fall around us we sauntered back to the car and make our way to our hotel where there was a lovely restaurant for dinner. The protest was still underway on our way back but we made it through without too much hassle. Dinner was lovely and because it was at our hotel we could really enjoy some wine.


That evening we both slept terribly. The hotel was lovely but there was something up. Something made us both really uneasy. My imagination also got the better of me … I had read up on townships in the area and it turns out that Jujuy (about 1.5 hours south of where we were) was burnt to the ground back in the 1800’s by the indigenous people because they hadn’t given permission for it to be built. Naturally, by 2am I was convinced that the locals were protesting the building of our luxury hotel and were outside brandishing torches. Does this make me a racist? I hope not. Especially because by morning I knew it was silly. But I was pleased that Joep had the heeby jeebies too. We weren’t too sad to leave there.


Day 10: Huacalera to Tilcara to Salinas Grandes to Salta


It wasn’t just the scary night that made us happy to leave, the following day we had a good one planned!! We were checking out Tilcara (half way between Purmamarca & Humahuaca) before heading out the the Salinas Grandes!! These are the Argentinean salt flats … not to be confused with the Bolivian salt flats which are way bigger but I imagine, quite similar.


The morning drive to Tilcara was easy and the town itself lived up to our expectations which were created by the previous days visits to Purmamarca & Humahuaca. Glorious! We were also on a mission to find a working internet to book a hotel for Salta for that evening. We didn’t want to stay a 2nd night in Huacalera =/


Mission accomplished and food for the road purchased and we were off to the salf flats. I don’t know what either of us was expecting. We never visited the salt flats in Bolivia last year. Our lack of expectation made the experience even more awesome because when we saw the Salina Grandes shimmering in the distance we were pretty blown away.


To add to the wonder, the drive there is not clearly documented but the drive along route 52 is gorgeous. You again climb in altitude to over 4,000m and back down again. Lets take a second here to appreciate how awesome little Foxy was doing with all this mountain climbing!


Upon arrival at the salt flats we were part of a grand total of 4 tourists. Yup, just us 2 and 1 other couple. It was awesome! It meant we could run around like crazy and make the most of the surreal surroundings. Also very cool was that there was a 1mx1m square of water that had not yet evaporated entirely. It was probably about 20cm deep but it was so full of salt that it was like jelly! Joep & I both balanced our feet on it in awe.



We were stoked that we’d driven all the way out to see the flats however there is nothing else out there so when we finished being a bit nuts on the flats we headed back to the car for the drive to Salta.

Our pre-brought snacks came in super handy in preventing any hanger and we even stumbled across some random old ruins when looking for a toilet break. We can’t find any documentation about them anywhere but they consisted of a cave built into the side of the mountain (which now seems to be used only for toilet breaks) and the remains of an old round stone structure similar to the ones we saw in Quilmes. It was kind of cool!


The rest of the drive back to Salta was uneventful even though I drove the entire way including downtown Salta …. You wouldn’t read about it. Back in Salta we were excited to check out the city AND to check out the 5* hotel we had booked ourselves into. Apparently it is the best Salta has to offer and it was pretty good! We were stoked.


To top off our glorious day we looked up recommended places for dinner. Having had so many average meals we really did our research this time. Lonely Planet, Trip Advisor, google and the hotel concierge were all consulted and we finally decided on La Lenita which everyone raved about as being an awesome parilla. We decided 1 more steak meal couldn’t hurt.


We were, once again, the first patrons at the restaurant having waited until 8:30pm to eat. We were staaaarving. Our hunger got the better of us and we decided to order one of those infamous meat trays where a variety of meat is brought to you at your table.


We did this last year in La Paz. We forgot that it is not the greatest idea. The meat you get is all the random stuff. Blood sausage (which I normally love but this time it tasted funky and smelled so strong and not in a good way), intestines, stomach and kidneys. Blech. I had some chicken and beef. Joep ate ribs as well as chicken and beef and at one point had a chunk of liver in his mouth before realizing it was liver and spitting it out again. True story.


We quickly gave up on the meat platter and concentrated on the beer trying to ignore the pungent scent of blood sausage filling our nostrils.


Needless to say, it was another disappointing Argentina meal. Shame.


Day 11 & 12 - Salta


Breakfast the following morning was a better experience thank goodness!! We had made no plans for the day other than relaxing at the hotel and wandering around the city. That was just what we did. Salta city is really beautiful. We didn’t love it as much as Cordoba but that is entirely personal choice and we cannot say a bad thing about Salta. The people are friendly, the architecture is amazing, the city is beautifully laid out and with the mountain backdrop it is pretty gorgeous.


We wandered the streets, did a spot of shopping and ate a lot of icecream (again). Heavenly.


The only negative part of the day was actually a hugely entertaining positive for me. Joep decided to check out the hotel gym. I didn’t join him (naturally) and was relaxing in the hotel when there was a knock at the door. I answered it to find Joep, gasping for air, covered in sweat and looking like he might cry. Yikes! When he caught his breath enough to explained what happened this is what I was told – He was on the bikes at the gym enjoying a leisurely ride. He was then approached by a lady who spoke to him in Spanish. He didn’t really understand what she said so simply nodded in agreement and continued his biking.


Before he knew it he was surrounded by other bikers and the lady was shouting things to him in Spanish. Turns out he had inadvertently stumbled into a spinning class. Perspective: We haven’t worked out at all in the last 3 months. We are not in good shape. I couldn’t help but laugh at Joep’s misfortune and he also saw the funny side of it … once he had showered and recovered a bit.


We had grand plans of hitting the streets for another long dinner that evening but first we decided to check out the lobby bar and restaurant for a pre-dinner cocktail and some finger food … we thought this might help us last till 9pm before needing to eat again.


We accidentally ended up eating and drinking more than we anticipated and then we didn’t feel like dinner. We can’t seem to catch a break. As a result of the early evening drinks we also ended up in bed earlier than planned … whoops!


The following day we had afternoon flights to Iguazu so we spent the morning relaxing before hitting the road to the airport to find the car rental return place. It was easier than anticipated (kind of) and when we returned little Foxy to the rental car dealer the following day we figured out that we had covered 2,511km in 8 days. Not a bad achievement!!


We absolutely loved this part of the trip and both of us rate it as our Argentina highlight. There is nothing like hitting the open road with your newfound husband to make the world an awesome place!!


Alas all good things must come to an end and we had flights to Iguazu to catch! More to come!!

Sunday, January 8, 2012

It was the end of the world ... Tierra del Fuego & Patagonia



Argentina! The land of gauchos, giant steaks, sunshine and tango! Despite suffering from a severe case of exhaustion, Joep & I were psyched to check out this very talked up land!!

We have had limited time to research Argentina or make any plans. We’ve been busy … moving countries twice, planning a wedding and a month long honeymoon in Africa followed by a party in Amsterdam will take up a good amount of your time. Despite the lack of planning time, we did have the foresight to book a few things in advance.

Ushuaia & El Calafate was on our bucket list so I had booked in a tour a few months ago. It is a good thing I did this because otherwise we may have slept through the entire first week of Argentina.

And so it was that, after a very uneventful 3 hour flight, we looked out the plane window to be WOWED by snow capped mountains seemingly only meters from the wings of our plane. For those of you that remember our feelings when landing in Cuzco last year, this was pretty similar. The plane literally seemed to be dodging mountain peaks and we were in awe of the landscape and more than a little excited to start exploring it. We landed on a very desolate looking runway which seemed highly appropriate given that we were landing at ‘The End of the World.’

Yup. Ushuaia – It’s the most southern city in the world. The end of the road. Next stop, Antarctica. Pretty cool right? Right! And also cool in temperature. It was the middle of summer but it was frickin cooooold down there! Thankfully we had anticipated this and managed to squeeze a few winter clothes into our backpacks. A blessing.

Our first afternoon in Ushuaia was ours to do with what we pleased. I bet you think we slept it away right? Well you’re wrong. But I can understand why you thought that. Instead, we got our transfer to our hotel, dropped our stuff and went in search of … you guessed it! FOOD!! We accomplished our sustenance mission at a small little café on the main street. The food was average but the atmosphere was good so we shan’t complain. Afterwards we headed out for a wander around the city before deciding we were chilly and heading back to the hotel for a bit of R&R.

That evening saw us enjoying a delish pasta at Tante Sara’s which is a super popular spot for good reason – The food was really good and the atmosphere was fantastic! Even if the waiter totally screwed up our bill which Joep was about to happily pay without reading when I stopped him to look at it and question why 1 gin and tonic was costing us over AUD20!! Crisis averted, bill corrected and a good night of sleep was awaiting us.

A seemingly recurring theme of late is that the good nights of sleep are ended to early … the following morning was no exception. We had an early start to head off on a day of hiking and canoeing in Tierra del Fuego National Park. We weren’t sure what to expect having had limited research time however we were hoping it wasn’t going to be too strenuous. The crazy Amsterdam days had caught up with Joep and he had developed a mean case of the man flu. It wasn’t pretty.

He manned up though, and powered through and before too long we were trekking through the park along the shoreline. We were not too awe inspired by the surroundings along the shore of the Beagle Channel. It was kind of like a less amazing version of the walk around the mount in Taranga, NZ but we embraced the lessons given to us by our guide about the native people in the region known as the Yamana. These dudes were hardcore. Word on the street is they were nudists … it is not hot in Ushuaia. I am impressed with anyone who can be naked in that climate.

Having hiked for a good few hours we were very spoiled to arrive at lunch! We had anticipated a soggy sandwich. Our expectations were exceeded with a glorious hot lunch, complimented by red wine, in a big tent reminiscent of the Inca Trail meals. Exactly what we needed!

The conversation was good and we bonded with our fellow hikers – A lovely Aussie / English couple, their Chilean pal and, our most entertaining group member … Andora. I don’t know his real name. We called him Andora because he is from Andorra. He was in the Andorran Olympic team for cycling. He was highly enthusiastic about everything and I mean everything.

Following lunch we were taken to the nearby Lapataia River where we were split into 2 groups (not TEAMS Andorra, this is not a competition!) and set off on the canoe portion of the day.

It was pretty glorious out on the water. I enjoyed more than most people because I was given primo position at the very front of the canoe all by myself meaning that there was no real need for me to contribute to the canoeing action. OK there probably was some need … but I didn’t join in too much. It was lovely just sitting and enjoying the relaxation on the water.

Having powered through a number of rough currents and out run Andorra’s team despite his best efforts to motivate his team by loudly ridiculing their rowing abilities (I think this is why Andora doesn’t win gold at the Olympics very often) we arrived at Lapataia Bay. Word on the street is that this is the end of the world. It looked just like the landscape immediately prior to the end of the world. I was somewhat disappointed. My disappointment however, we abated by the sheer hilarity of our teams rowing chants spurred everyone on to get across the bay. Very very fun.

Row trip over and done with, we were bundled back into our transfer bus and taken back to our respective hotels. Our new found Aussie, English, Chilean friends kindly invited us to join them for a few beers prior to their departure (sadly, they were leaving Ushuaia that evening). We graciously accepted and by 6pm we were happily seated at Almacen Ramos Generales … coolest café / bar ever. It is set up like an old school general store. There is bric a brac everywhere and the atmosphere in there is awesome. We settled in for beers and snacks and spent the next couple of hours sharing our favourite jokes. Sharing is incorrect – We weren’t sharing. Joep & I contributed 2 jokes. Tom and Oscar did the rest of the work telling amazing jokes and laughing harder than anyone. It was pretty awesome. Except for poor May who had heard all the jokes a zillion times before and had a long road trip with the boys ahead of her where she would likely hear all the jokes again. She is an awesomely good sport.

Our newfound friends also gave us an awesome restaurant tip for dinner and so, after enjoying a few beers and getting freshened up back at the hotel we headed out to Kuar for a meal facing the ocean … next stop Antarctica! Dinner was lovely however, we were starting to realize that our culinary experiences in Africa may well have ruined us forever.

We were also exhausted so despite the wonderful atmosphere and good food, we were home at a reasonable hour for a wonderful night of sleep.

The following morning we had, you guessed it, ANOTHER early start. We were booked in for a cruise on the Beagle Channel to see the sea lions and the lighthouse at the end of the world. Thankfully it was not a strenuous morning and all we were required to do was sit in a warm boat, munching on biscuits and drinking tea and checking out the amazing views. We were very content.

Upon arrival back on the mainland we had 30 minutes before our transfer was collecting us to go to the airport. We made a joint decision to head back to Almacen Ramon Generales for another delicious cheese and meat platter. We figured if we got served right away, we’d have a good 15 minutes to eat before we had to leave for our hotel.

We underestimated the lunch hour rush =/ Our food took longer than anticipated leaving us a grand total of 4 minutes to down the entire platter. We managed it. Just. And then legged it to the hotel only to be told that our transfer had arrived early and left without us! Whoops!! Worth it for the delicious platter. Seriously.

We managed to make our flight without any major dramas though and that evening we touched down in El Calafate.

So El Calafate is north of Ushuaia and is situated in the Patagonia region. The Patagonia region, for those of you who don’t know, stretches between Chile and Argentina and is made up of the southern portion of the Andes mountains until you hit Tierra del Fuego.

We had come to see the Perito Moreno glacier. It is the same reason that pretty much everyone comes here. In fact, it appears to be the only reason that the town exists. It is tourist central. You can tell by the extreme cost of everything. Boy is it expensive down there.

Again, we had booked this part of the trip in advance because we knew we were travelling in peak season. That was a good thing because the town was packed! Upon arrival and checking into our (somewhat average) hotel we headed into the town for a delicious steak dinner. Argentinean steak. We were excited. La Tablita has a great reputation and we were NOT disappointed by the giant chunks of beef served to us cooked to perfection. Heaven!

During our meal Joep spotted a man at a table nearby who looked exactly like a young version of his godfather, Uncle Simon. The resemblance was uncanny and we spent some time talking about it … Joep even took some creepy photos from a distance. It got to the point that Joep couldn’t have a normal conversation with me anymore so when he told me that he was going to go and ask this guy if he was Dutch I was fully supportive.

Off Joep headed across the restaurant to interrupt this lovely group dinner by asking this man if he was Dutch and to then tell him that he looked exactly like his godfather. It was not a relative of Uncle Simon. It was not even a Dutchman. It was a lovely American man who was thrilled by Joep’s confidence in approaching them and we ended up having some lovely chats with the entire group. We even exchanged contact details! And later that evening we bumped into each other again on the street and shared a lovely stroll through the town. Travelling – we love it.

The following morning, after all the excitement of the previous evening, we headed off for our day trip to the glacier. I’ll be honest, we were not super psyched. You may have noticed that we’d had a busy couple of weeks and we were tiiiiiired. And there were so many tourists. And we were tiiiiiired. But off we headed to get the bus to the Los Glacieres National Park (entrance fee of 100 pesos per person is not included in the tour price … ouch) where we were transferred immediately to a boat which took us across to the glacier.

Despite being exhausted, despite the crazy number of tourists and despite the cost (exorbitant and best), the glacier is awe inspiring. It is seriously incredible. The first sighting is wonder-filled. It is huge, and the colors!! Blues of all different shades against amazing whites. Once you have digested all the views and colors and visual extravaganza you then have to wait only a few minutes (and hope that the tourists all around you will stay quiet for a moment) to hear the noise that the iceberg makes … it is surreal.

See the Perito Moreno glacier is the only glacier in the Patagonia that is still growing. The extreme rainfall in the Andes turns to snow at the high altitudes which then accumulates and forms ice which then pushes the glacier out across the surface of Lake Argentino. Once it is on the lake is slowly melts from the bottom and from the top. So when you are there you hear these regular, loud, rumbling cracking sounds. It is soooooo strange and really awesome. Every time you hear a crack you look up expectantly hoping to see a massive chunk of ice fall off the top. We witnessed a few of these and it was unbelievable! What was also very cool was that every now and then a huge chunk of ice would just bob up from the bottom of the glacier … weird. And totally awesome.

I’m getting all worked up here and forgetting to write this chronologically. So we arrived on the boat right near the glacier where we were allowed to dump our backpacks with our lunches in them (more on that later …). We then hiked on land to the edge of the glacier. As we were walking people in front of Joep & I turned around and stared into the sky in awe. Joep and I turned and looked up just in time to see a huuuuuuge condor fly right over our heads. Like right over. Like not at 2,000m altitude. It was incredible! You may remember these giant birds from our Inca expedition last year. They have a wing span of up to 3m. It is like seeing a dinosaur!!

They also always hang out at high altitudes because they can’t flap their giant wings a lot. Poor things. This poor dude was apparently injured or something to be flying so low and to add insult to his injury, little birds were flapping around him making fun of him. Boo. He found himself a tree to perch in to catch his breath and we all watched him in awe for a while before a giant ice crack scared him off and made us all remember where we were!! So we continued onto the glacier where we strapped on our ice clamps. Yes! Remember when we did the Athabasca glacier on the Icefields Parkway in Banff? Well we were doing a similar hike!

Here’s the dealio though, it was not pouring with snow this time! So we were able to see the glacier a lot more clearly and really appreciate the different shades of blue throughout. Simply incredible. The hike was not toooo strenuous but it was still a good challenge for us. The landscape was out of this world. After an hour or more of hiking we were ‘surprised’ by a cocktail on the ice! I say “surprised” because Joep & I knew that this was going to happen having gotten the tip of a friend of ours beforehand. Nothing like a whiskey on the rocks, on the rocks! We loved it!

It was pretty amazing! What was also amazing was that everyone in our group was wearing serious hiking shoes. What were we wearing? Our converse sneakers of course!! We got some strange looks … and our feet were pretty cold … but overall it worked for us!

After finishing the hike, and our whiskey, we headed back up to eat our lunch. Our hotel packed our lunch for us … 2 sandwiches, an apple each and a muesli bar. They charged us the equivalent of AUD 40 for this. We were less than impressed.

Still, it filled us up and we then headed off for our boat cruise along the front of the glacier watching ice fall into the water. After the cruise we were shepherded back onto the awaiting buses to head up to the main lookout area of the glaciers. By this stage Joep & I were a bit tour grouped out but we soaked up the views for a while longer before once again heading back to the buses to go back to our hotels.

A very long day. And one worth doing to see the glacier BUT the mass tourism production made it all a little less magical. Still we are very glad to have seen the glacier because it was surreal and something we were blown away by.

That evening we met up with new friends we made during the tour for a lovely meal. They are planning their wedding, he is British, she is German and they are moving to Singapore!! Can you imagine a better match for us? A lovely evening followed making us feel much better about the touristy aspect of our trip!

We had planned to have 1 more day in El Calafate before a late evening flight the following day. Alas, or perhaps fortunately, LAN changed our flight to the morning leaving us with a 9 hour layover in Buenos Aires before our connection to Mendoza

It sounds horrific but actually turned out to be wonderful! Upon arrival in BA we taxied it down to Palermo, our current favourite suburb in Buenos Aires, where we set up camp at a street side café with beers and food and wireless internet access allowing us an entire afternoon to plan out the rest of our trip!

It was a splendid afternoon and boy have we got a great trip coming up!!